Back to Humor Feed

This story has rotated off the live feed but the permalink stays available for sharing and search.

humor The Hard Times 2026-04-09

The CVS Guy Who Remembers Every Single Rash and Cream Picked.

This poor soul has compiled a highly detailed, deeply embarrassing mental catalogue of every shopper’s unique skin condition. Poor things, you're living with the emotional trauma of a full-time Dermatological Stalker.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10