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The Daily Mash
2026-04-09
The Old Crushes That Will Definitely Make You Divorce Your Wife
The internet insists that remembering a long-dead pop star is a marital emergency. It's exhausting, but the melodrama is delicious.
YOU never forget your first love, especially if she’s on TV singing <i>Eternal Flame</i> because she's the lead singer of The Bangles. Here are more old crushes you'd get a divorce for. <p><strong>YOU never forget your first love, especially if she’s on TV singing <i>Eternal Flame</i> because she’s the lead singer of The Bangles. Here are more old crushes you’d get a divorce for.</strong></p> <p><b>Susanna Hoffs</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">You tell yourself you’re over...