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The Daily Mash
2026-04-09
Body Count Rules: Proof Required for Shagging on Holiday or in University
Apparently, your wildly adventurous lifestyle is only admissible if you can produce LinkedIn profiles or receipts. Please, spare us the administrative effort.
WHAT happens in Faliraki stays in Faliraki. And here are more rules for what to say when someone asks about your ‘body count’. <p><strong>WHAT happens in Faliraki stays in Faliraki. And here are more rules for what to say when someone asks about your ‘body count’.</strong></p> <p><b>Sex outside Britain is excluded</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">We all do silly stuff on holiday, like getting sunburnt. A five-man gangbang in your Torremolinos rental villa is no different. And, in the s...