This poor sap boasts that his former partners were less 'crazy' and more 'performative disasters.' He's trapped between calling them nuts or confessing he's hopelessly obsessed.

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<span style="font-weight: 400;">A MAN whose ex-girlfriends could reasonably be labelled as insane is having a hard time describing them without sounding awful.</span> <p><strong>A MAN whose ex-girlfriends could reasonably be labelled as insane is having a hard time describing them without sounding awful.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Due to the unhinged behaviour of his ex-girlfriends, Tom Booker has realised that he cannot describe his former partners without coming across as ...