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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-08

My Party Keeps Losing MPs: It's None of My Fault!

Oh, look! Someone has penned a breathless list of reasons why their political career is crumbling, none of which involve their competence.


<p>By: Pierre Poilievre Good afternoon my fellow Canadians, except the ones I don’t like: This morning, Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crossed the floor to Mark Carney’s traitorous, thievery-loving Liberals. Predictably, the mainstream media has begun writing their little thinkpieces about how I have “lost control of my party,” and “don’t know what Canadians want,” and [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/five-reasons-mps-keep-leaving-my-party-that-have-absolute...

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