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humor El Deforma 2026-04-08

KitKat Shipment Gets Presidential Guard; Apparently, Chocolate is Gold.

It seems Nestlé believes that stolen candy bars pose an international threat to global stability. Don't worry, we'll keep the chocolate supply safe... even if it requires an army.


A lo mejor iba a bordo el Rey del Chocolate Reino del Chocolate.- Un cargamento de&#8230; <h2 style="text-align: center;">A lo mejor iba a bordo el Rey del Chocolate</h2> <p>Reino del Chocolate.- Un cargamento de KitKat fue visto siendo <a href="https://www.famouscampaigns.com/2026/04/kitkat-stages-escorted-convoy-after-theft-headlines/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">escoltado</a> por varios vehículos blindados, como si se tratara de un presidente en visita oficial, para evitar futuros robos, p...

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