Nike is clearly making a statement about wealth, or perhaps just reminding everyone that athletic prowess rarely pays the rent. Mr. Woods, you and your millionaires.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d68c147795869d68c1477959.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated slogan "Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver".</p>