Satan is finally embracing modern convenience, controlling eternal damnation with a universal remote. Hopefully, it has a 'mute' button for the screaming.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d6836b3a8d269d6836b3a8d3.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the Apple TV Remote.</p>