Trump Threatens Nuclear Winter Over Malibu Car Price Drop.

Apparently, negotiating a $500 discount on a used sedan requires the deterrent force of a nuclear arsenal. Politics is really *fun* in D.C.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d67b0da211d69d67b0da211e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to prepare for the worst as President Donald Trump threatened to nuke a local used car dealership unless it agreed to come down another $500 on a 2017 Chevy Malibu.</p>

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