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humor Daily Squib 2026-04-08

Trump: 'I'm a surrender monkey, but hate cheese!'

Apparently, the former President is a 'surrender monkey,' which is alarming, but we're reassured by his strong dairy preferences. A truly confusing dietary profile.


<p>WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - It turns out that President Trump is a surrender monkey, but one that does not like cheese.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/66458-trump-i-may-be-a-surrender-monkey-but-i-dont-like-cheese.html">Trump: &#8220;I may be a surrender monkey but I don&#8217;t like cheese!&#8221;</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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