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humor Clickhole 2026-04-08

Why I Put Myself as Emergency Contact Instead of My Wife.

Apparently, in a crisis, my wife will scream and cry, while I will remain a cool, objective source of information for paramedics. I think I'm much more useful in an emergency.

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