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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-08

Rock Bottom Man Plans to Turn Around... After Chili's and Drugs.

This man keeps declaring his life-altering ‘rock bottom’ moments, only to follow up by drinking heavily and using the baby station for coke.


<p>BOSTON — Local man Brian Keller reportedly believes he’s hit rock bottom despite not altering a single aspect of his self-destructive behavior... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-foolishly-believes-hes-hit-rock-bottom/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-foolishly-believes-hes-hit-rock-bottom/">Man Foolishly Believes He’s Hit Rock Bottom</a> appeared first on <a href="https://thehardtime...

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