Facing a dreaded co-worker on public transport? Fear not! We've equipped you with foolproof strategies involving fake phone emergencies and profound disdain for local infrastructure.

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SPOTTED a colleague on the train or bus? Commute ruined. Unless you follow this guide to hide from them in a mature way. <p><strong>SPOTTED a colleague on the train or bus? Commute ruined. Unless you follow this guide to hide from them in a mature way.</strong></p> <p><strong>Check your phone</strong></p> <p>Oh dear god, according to the news there&#8217;s a rainstorm in Patagonia, this requires immediate attention. Stop, stare down at the screen, brow furrowed. Or check your stocks and shares. ...