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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-08

Watching TV or Reading Books? It's Peak Academic Achievement.

Apparently, the profound cultural experiences of the past are now mind-bending, high-brow activities that require zero phone signal or actual emotional investment.


FOR today's teenagers, activities once considered simple can be a mind-bending challenge. Such as these: <p><strong>FOR today&#8217;s teenagers, activities once considered simple can be a mind-bending challenge. Such as these:</strong></p> <p><strong>Watching a daytime cop drama</strong></p> <p>Stick on a TV programme designed for the lowest common denominator and it will blow their tiny two-minute attention span minds. Even the most expository sentence, such as &#8216;Hello brother I haven&#821...

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