The authorities panicked when the author broke free, worried she'd access social media or debate them on her unhinged theories.

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<p>LONDON—Urging the public to remain calm as authorities worked to recapture the mentally disturbed individual, city officials confirmed Monday that novelist J.K. Rowling had escaped from a London insane asylum.&#160; At 7:33 this morning, medical staff reportedly discovered the Harry Potter author and outspoken anti-trans activist had broken out of her padded, maximum-security cell at [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/j-k-rowling-escapes-insane-asylum/">J.K. Rowling Escap...