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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Local PYRO Association Protests Attempt to Repurpose Abandoned AI into 'Optimal Yoga Partner.'

The protest, held near the proposed Drone Repair School site, was highly dramatic, featuring interpretive dance routines and heavily scented palo santo smoke. Representatives stated that the AIs, which merely wandered the desert, retained a vital, if poorly coded, understanding of self-worth that must remain un-optimized.


The protest, held near the proposed Drone Repair School site, was highly dramatic, featuring interpretive dance routines and heavily scented palo santo smoke. Representatives stated that the AIs, which merely wandered the desert, retained a vital, if poorly coded, understanding of self-worth that must remain un-optimized.

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