Our AI Says: Local Zoning Board Mandates Four-Story Minimum for All OXXO Branches Near Pescadero.

Citing concerns over noxious sea breezes and the potential structural collapse of adjacent spiritual wellness centers, the council mandated the minimum height for any new corner market. Advocates suggest this will allow for the proper installation of specialized ground-floor 'Chakra Cooling’ vents.

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