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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Our AI Says: New 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Now Requires QR Code on Surfboards for Discounted Mezcal Pairing.
The local convenience store has upgraded its loyalty program, requiring affluent surfers to register their boards for ‘Oxxo Prime’ status. Benefits include 10% off premium tequila selections and a dedicated self-checkout lane reserved solely for those who can afford artisanal gas station snacks.
The local convenience store has upgraded its loyalty program, requiring affluent surfers to register their boards for ‘Oxxo Prime’ status. Benefits include 10% off premium tequila selections and a dedicated self-checkout lane reserved solely for those who can afford artisanal gas station snacks.