Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Artemis II Crew Uses Backup Generator to Locate Source of Perfect Licking Green Flash.

According to the latest transmission intercepted near El Tule Beach, NASA confirmed that the required 'Green Flash' luminosity for optimal Toad Licking Rituals can only be achieved when running essential terrestrial infrastructure through an emergency power source. Experts caution that excessive generator humming may ruin the flavor of a good lick.

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