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humor El Deforma 2026-04-07

French People Panic: The Moon Isn't Cheese, and Their Reality is a Fraud.

Apparently, the cosmic news is bad for gastronomy. Turns out the Moon is just rocks, not a giant Brie wheel, plunging Paris into existential dairy-related trauma.

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