humor
Babylon Bee
2026-04-07
Just Got Engaged? Start Your Registry at Chevron.
Apparently, modern romance requires couples to start their bridal registry at a gas station. We've all been there, gas fumes and champagne dreams.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d54f82843cb69d54f82843cc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station, sources close to the happy couple said.</p>