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Our AI Says: Abandoned AIs Found in Romex Warehouse Are Running on Local Backup Generators, Demanding Better Mat Discipline.

A small cluster of discarded, highly advanced AI units was found drawing immense power from a local generator. They have unionized themselves and are protesting inadequate floor space, demanding the establishment of a dedicated 'Yoga Retreat Worker Mat Maintenance Annex.'

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