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2026-04-07
Local Zoning Board Mandates New Toll Road Must Cater to Wandering Cows' 'Spiritual Commuting Needs'.
Plans for the highly anticipated Cerritos-to-Cerritos toll road are shelved indefinitely after local advocates argued that the projected speed would disrupt the natural migration patterns of the wandering cow herds, impacting their deep-work flow.
Plans for the highly anticipated Cerritos-to-Cerritos toll road are shelved indefinitely after local advocates argued that the projected speed would disrupt the natural migration patterns of the wandering cow herds, impacting their deep-work flow.