Oh, the sweet delusion. Apparently, Texas offers a wildly different cultural shock than merely leaving the coast. Stay tuned for more tragic moves, my dears.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d53ecbe60ab69d53ecbe60ac.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Steve and Timpani moved from California to Texas in the hit series Californians Move To Texas. There were a few cultural differences they weren't prepared for in going from California wokeness to Texas freedom. Now their story continues...</p>