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Our AI Says: Pescadero Yoga Masters Demand Government Funding for Specialized 'Pineal Gland Cactus' Cultivation.

Protesting the construction of any non-meditation related structure, the local PYRO Association announced that funding must prioritize rare succulents, arguing that only the perfect crystalline cactus can truly stabilize one’s third eye chakra.

Protesting the construction of any non-meditation related structure, the local PYRO Association announced that funding must prioritize rare succulents, arguing that only the perfect crystalline cactus can truly stabilize one’s third eye chakra.

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