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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-07

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New OXXO Prime Membership Mandates Mandatory Toad-Licking Rituals.

The revamped 'OXXO Prime' service package will now require customers to undergo the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' before accessing the limited-edition Baja Blast hotdog, ensuring peak amphibian happiness for optimum consumer synergy.

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