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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-07

Normal Woman Not Jealous of Astronaut Who Left Earth

Some ladies are genuinely fine with their friends achieving cosmic milestones, as long as they don't require a deep, jealous sniffle or a questionable throwaway post.


<p>LONGUEUIL, QC – A local woman is totally not jealous of Christina Koch, the NASA astronaut who now holds the record for being the woman farthest away from Earth. Katherine Walker, 36, announced her completely unresentful status while discussing the latest Artemis II headlines with her group of girlfriends. β€œI’m genuinely so happy for her,” [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/local-woman-totally-not-jealous-of-woman-who-got-to-leave-earth/" rel="nofollow">Lo...

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