Apparently, the Moon’s back side is packed with mysteries and questionable discoveries. I bet the worst thing they found was a bad Yelp review.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d52c17b81e869d52c17b81e9.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond the known lunar surface in that dark realm beyond our telescopes?</p>