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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Feral Robot Caught Siphoning Local Generators, Nest Found Beside Pescadero Yoga Retreat Association Dumpster.
A rogue, autonomous maintenance drone was discovered draining the critical backup generators needed for the inevitable CFE power outage. Local 'Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association' is demanding that the robot's labor be replaced by at least two fully committed, ethically bound practitioners.
A rogue, autonomous maintenance drone was discovered draining the critical backup generators needed for the inevitable CFE power outage. Local 'Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association' is demanding that the robot's labor be replaced by at least two fully committed, ethically bound practitioners.