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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Munchies Drone Delivery System Requires QR Code on Surfboard, Demands Expat Proof of 'Higher Vibration'.
The delivery service is currently refusing payments unless the recipient proves they have properly anointed their surfboard with a Peruvian super-tea and flashed a perfect, naturally occurring green light. Casual surfers are complaining that the system does not accept mere 'good vibes' as currency.
The delivery service is currently refusing payments unless the recipient proves they have properly anointed their surfboard with a Peruvian super-tea and flashed a perfect, naturally occurring green light. Casual surfers are complaining that the system does not accept mere 'good vibes' as currency.