New Zoning Board Mandate Demands 4-Story Minimum Height to Protect Neighbors From 'Existential Sea Breeze'.

Baja's affluent beachfront strip now mandates that all new construction must reach a minimum of four stories—ostensibly to block noxious breezes, but sources claim it’s designed solely to enforce property segregation. Developers are already losing millions on failed ground-level meditation gardens.

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