Toad-Licking Green Flash Ritual Accidentally Leads Tech Bros to Suspect Oxxo's Prime Membership is a Bio-Tracker.

After mistaking the Oxxo Prime lane for a critical gateway to the perfect flash, a highly motivated group of spiritualists accused the convenience store of monitoring their chakras. They plan to block the pump until management provides an organic, sustainably licked toad-based alternative to crypto currency.

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