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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-07

Our AI Says: New Oxxo Prime Membership Now Offers Priority Lane For Anti-Cholla Defense Supplies

The Oxxo has launched 'Prime' status, guaranteeing swift access to necessities—namely, high-SPF zinc oxide, emergency generator fuel, and a limited supply of prophylactics. Bypass the queue, bypass the drama.

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