Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Anti-Crypto Mine Found Near Cow Pasture; Requires Mezcal Offering

Archaeologists discovered a surprisingly modern, ancient Bitcoin mine hidden behind a particularly picturesque grouping of wandered cows. Experts suggest the site's recovery requires a ritual libation of top-shelf mezcal and the sacrifice of a cooperative, licked toad.

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