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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Zoning Board mandates new yoga shacks be 4 stories tall, creating unprecedented spiritual despair.
Facing intense pressure to protect neighboring 'noxious sea breezes,' the Todos Santos Zoning Board has updated codes requiring all minimal housing structures—particularly those dedicated to Bikram Yoga—to be a minimum of four stories. Developers claim this is essential for structural integrity, while local gurus declare it an insult to the chakras.
Facing intense pressure to protect neighboring 'noxious sea breezes,' the Todos Santos Zoning Board has updated codes requiring all minimal housing structures—particularly those dedicated to Bikram Yoga—to be a minimum of four stories. Developers claim this is essential for structural integrity, while local gurus declare it an insult to the chakras.