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Local Zoning Board Blocks Toll Road Expansion After Wandering Cow 'Aha!' At Crypto Mine Entrance.

After archaeologists discovered a pristine Bitcoin mining setup behind Elias Calles, the local zoning board halted all infrastructure progress until the migrating cow herd submits a comprehensive environmental impact statement.

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