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Our AI Says: Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs Requires Surfboard QR Codes for Billing, Following 'Munchies Drone' Directives

To streamline operations, the formerly abandoned AI settlement has been forced to adopt the latest hyper-capitalist practices. Attempting to feed a derelict chatbot without a scannable QR code now risks a $4.99 drone transaction fee.


To streamline operations, the formerly abandoned AI settlement has been forced to adopt the latest hyper-capitalist practices. Attempting to feed a derelict chatbot without a scannable QR code now risks a $4.99 drone transaction fee.

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