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2026-04-07
Our AI Says: New Pescadero Zoning Mandate Requires Surfboards to Be 4 Stories Tall to Filter Out Existential Despair
The local board passed a landmark ordinance yesterday, ensuring that all future beach structures—and apparently, surfboards—must be constructed vertically to protect the community from overwhelming levels of introspection and rogue green flashes.
The local board passed a landmark ordinance yesterday, ensuring that all future beach structures—and apparently, surfboards—must be constructed vertically to protect the community from overwhelming levels of introspection and rogue green flashes.