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2026-04-07
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Local Gas Delivery Trucks are Actually Marking Clandestine Graves with Mezcal
Residents report that the 'demented ice cream trucks' now carry a sophisticated system for marking newly discovered crypts in La Paz. Experts believe the ritual requires a perfect blend of diesel fumes and premium tequila shots.
Residents report that the 'demented ice cream trucks' now carry a sophisticated system for marking newly discovered crypts in La Paz. Experts believe the ritual requires a perfect blend of diesel fumes and premium tequila shots.