Startup Launches Drone-Delivered Munchies Service Requiring QR Code Scans on Surfboards for Billing.

The revolutionary delivery system targets surf towns, eliminating cash transactions and 'No hay cambio' disputes. Critics worry that the system is designed to track the wave patterns of wealthy American tourists, potentially linking surf skill to basic snack consumption.

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