New Toll Road Delayed Again by Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Concerned About Toad Habitat.

Construction of the highly anticipated Cerritos toll road is halted indefinitely after the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association filed a protest. Their primary concern is the collateral damage to the delicate toad microbiome and the unauthorized passage of judgmental, wandering cows.

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