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2026-04-07
Local Authorities Investigate Mystery of Missing Tourists After Rumored 'Forced Disappearance' Is Only a Very Slow Van.
A local PGJE investigation launched after a group of spiritual expats vanished near Cabo. Theories range from a rogue 'Aquila' bus to the revelation that they simply realized the nearest beach was in Pescadero and never left. Authorities caution that the disappearance was likely due to an expired Oxxo Prime membership.
A local PGJE investigation launched after a group of spiritual expats vanished near Cabo. Theories range from a rogue 'Aquila' bus to the revelation that they simply realized the nearest beach was in Pescadero and never left. Authorities caution that the disappearance was likely due to an expired Oxxo Prime membership.