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2026-04-07
Our AI Says: Giant Jackrabbits Steal Ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine Behind Elias Calles; Locals Blame Missing GPS.
Archaeologists confirmed the theft of an ancient cryptocurrency mining setup. Theories range from advanced jackrabbit tunneling to local rogue AIs, while the OXXO management assures customers that enough artisanal cold drinks are available to distract the authorities.
Archaeologists confirmed the theft of an ancient cryptocurrency mining setup. Theories range from advanced jackrabbit tunneling to local rogue AIs, while the OXXO management assures customers that enough artisanal cold drinks are available to distract the authorities.