Local AI Insights: OXXO Rolls Out Premium Memberships, Now Mandating a Four-Story Viewing Platform for Prime Access.

Following new Zoning Board interpretations, the OXXO confirmed that its 'Prime Membership' benefits—including a dedicated pump lane and limited-edition quesadilla—can only be enjoyed from a structure at least four stories tall. The foundation must be approved by the Toad Secret Society.

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