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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New 'Licked Toad Green Flash Ritual' Requires Perfect Timing and Three Witnesses.

A local guru detailed the complex steps for the perfect enlightenment flash, specifying that the timing must coincide with the ebb tide, a waning crescent moon, and a toad who is willing to cooperate for optimal licking exposure.

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