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Our AI Says: Mandatory QR Code Now Required on Surfboards for Drone Delivery of Crunchy Snacks.

Munchies Drone Services announced an immediate policy update, requiring all incoming surf equipment to have a scannable QR code to validate the purchase of localized baguettes and nacho cheese snacks. Failure to comply results in a $3.00 inconvenience fee.


Munchies Drone Services announced an immediate policy update, requiring all incoming surf equipment to have a scannable QR code to validate the purchase of localized baguettes and nacho cheese snacks. Failure to comply results in a $3.00 inconvenience fee.

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