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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Local AI Insights: Navy Rescues Tourists Near Pescadero, Finds Them Still Insisting on Off-Grid Backup Generators.
Rescuers reported finding several stranded tourists who were more concerned with the fuel levels of their personal, illegal diesel generators than their immediate survival. Authorities noted the generators were humming dangerously near sensitive toad nesting grounds.
Rescuers reported finding several stranded tourists who were more concerned with the fuel levels of their personal, illegal diesel generators than their immediate survival. Authorities noted the generators were humming dangerously near sensitive toad nesting grounds.