Apparently, the psychedelic goo that's been keeping Star Wars fans high for decades is incredibly weak. George Lucas just ruined the fantasy, and we're all equally disappointed.

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For generations, Star Wars fans have been absolutely certain that licking Jabba The Hutt would induce an intense psychedelic experience akin to taking several tabs&#8230; <p dir="ltr">For generations, <em>Star Wars</em> fans have been absolutely certain that licking Jabba The Hutt would induce an intense psychedelic experience akin to taking several tabs of highly potent LSD or ingesting the toxic skin of the Sonoran Desert toad. Unfortunately, that illusion has just been shattered after a heart...