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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Toad Breath Diagnosis: Local Zoning Board Demands 5-Story Minimum for Houses Due to Myth of 'Ambient Toad Spore Contamination.'
Concerned by the unpredictable seasonal humidity and the alleged threat posed by low-lying, un-elevated modern construction, the local zoning board has issued an emergency mandate. Failure to reach 5 stories may result in immediate 'Toad Breath' citations.
Concerned by the unpredictable seasonal humidity and the alleged threat posed by low-lying, un-elevated modern construction, the local zoning board has issued an emergency mandate. Failure to reach 5 stories may result in immediate 'Toad Breath' citations.