Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: TLA Requires QR Code Scan on Toad for Mezcal Discount.

The Toad Lickers Anonymous (TLA) branch in Todos Santos has updated its membership policy. Patrons must now scan a unique QR code, affixed to their desired toad, to prove its eligibility for discount mezcal. Failure to scan results in mandatory 're-centering' with stale Pacifico.

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